Ed Becker

When a Comma Is Not Needed

Discussion created by Ed Becker Employee on Sep 21, 2018
Latest reply on Sep 24, 2018 by Carolyn Barr

Heard this on MTP on MSNBC last night.

 

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out.

The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, “What do you want?” The bartender replies, “First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food.”

The panda bear turns around and says, “Hey! I’m a Panda. Look it up!” The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read: “Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it’s stark black and white coloring.

Eats, shoots and leaves.”

Be careful with those commas.

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